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Captain Demotivational Poster

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?

TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Dom DeLuise, RIP...

THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.

TAGS: star trek captain
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Axis127

nicholsjoshua15 - March 25, 2016, 11:51 pm
He looks like Jeremiah Fink from BioShock : Infinite. GFood stuff.
sacho - November 7, 2010, 9:09 pm
the hat could be sort of ahab from moby dick. but the moustashe? i think not..
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:16 am
stop using ms paint for these, the quality goes in the toilet


SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.

TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am
BOO! if wolverine can talk shit to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!

GOD - Has a sick sense of humour.

TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

Sean - April 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
Depeche Mode: "I don't want to start any blasphemous roumours but I think that God has a sick sense of humour and when I die I expect to find Him laughing."
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:26 pm
Dude, if this wasn't photoshopped, I will shatner myself. (passed tense of shitner)

Expendability -

TAGS: trek captain kirk spock
Rating: 2.48/5
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:34 am
It's McCoy, right? He's been dead for a decade. R.I.P.

IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...

CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?

TAGS: cruise liner captain fail
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 7:12 pm
I don't make it a habit of copying anything, actually.
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:18 am
Don't be sensitive. Just read your text to find double words before uploading and try not to just copy the idea of others...
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:15 am
Allies?? We lost only because of them!!!!!111 An Italian tank has reverse gears and one forward (if the enemy attacks from behind)! Nope, not too soon!
MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 11:08 am
Hmm, so it would seem. That'll teach me to be sensitive of others feelings lol
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:11 pm
I thought the Germans and Italians were allies... Too soon?
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:06 pm
spelling error. And btw: too late... (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d2/Sean_connery_Schettino.jpg). ;)

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN - A short hairy guy touring around with 3 hot chicks? (Sound like a Ron Jeremy movie.)

TAGS: capt captain caveman cavey teen angel hanna barbera cartoon cartoons
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by jalford

Agent K - August 6, 2009, 9:45 am
hahaha thats how you do it man 5 poodles for you!
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:19 am
BWAHAHAAHAAA!!! jalford actually made a 'funny'!!!

IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you


TAGS: navy captain ensign
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

Peso - July 21, 2011, 8:05 am
Classic! 5Ls to ya. Once in a great while we would get a new Ensign or a Middie with some spunk but they were few and far between...
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:42 pm
This coming from an Airman. Go figure. 5


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.

WHY STAR TREK IS UNREALISTIC - No Frenchman could be as badass as Jean-Luc Picard

TAGS: star trek captain patrick picard
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by crazyman

Cyberhagen - July 5, 2011, 3:24 pm
I still don't get the casting of Patrick Stewart as a Frenchman. They should've changed Picard's character's name to something British.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2011, 5:25 pm

ahhhh the eternal Kirk vs Picard argument. two words...shoulder roll...FTW!
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 9:23 am
The actor might have been a brit but the character was a french decendant. Jean-luc might not be as eager as Kirk to get into a brawl but he has flexed his muscle plenty in TNG
bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
oops, meant he wasnt a badass
bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
Picard was a badass, Kirk could whoop him any day!
Cloudchaser - July 1, 2011, 12:40 pm
The actor who played him was actually British


ASSEMBLED - The Holy Trinity has returned!!!

THE BEATLES WERE GAY - "Come together, right now. Over me." You aren't foolin' anybody John!!!

TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

GeneralSpam - April 19, 2011, 2:38 pm
Yes. the Beatles definitely experimented a few times. LSD makes you do funky sh*t. So I'm told...
tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:54 am
I never really listened to the words like that...interesting. Well we all know that the majority of men like (how should I say without offending)... experiment.
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 6:28 am
Jeez looks like you got wallopped by the beatles lover general... You still get 5 from me
forseti - April 15, 2011, 4:38 am
Where is GeneralQuality if we need one...?!? ;)

WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!

TAGS: superman captain america thor dc comics marvel comic book
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by fineline

P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture


NOT IF... - They leave the kitchen.

TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

CaptainBaked - April 12, 2011, 3:01 pm
CaptainBaked - April 12, 2011, 3:00 pm
HAHA! Nice one dude.. good first attempt.. just keep churning the good idead out, its about quality not quantity

THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...

CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?

TAGS: captain tsubasa holly hatton benji price mark lenders
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Zephir

V-Tech - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm
it kicks in any moment!
Alexiel - August 14, 2008, 7:19 pm
snowkids, shadows, and much more from the galactic cup, watch some cartoons too

IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.

TAGS: submarine boat captain tanker
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Charles - September 12, 2008, 9:16 pm
Failboat - changing modes

GLORY - Now, as death ascends, Here I stand, I do not fear this end, And now as time, just fades away I bid farewell, My spirit will not die

TAGS: captains log by winter sverge death
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by makingplans4nigel

Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:26 pm
Hey, wait. Is that Rick Grimes? Between the hand and the guy with the helmet.

TURDUCKEN - Not quite as cool as the BEERTITSANBACON


AMERICA'S FINEST - How a crossover SHOULD go!

TAGS: optimus prime transformers captain america marvel comics avengers
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by jalford

Anon - July 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
You do know Transformers is Japanese? True later episodes were american written but on the whole Prime is as American as Godzilla or Nissan :)

CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.

CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!

TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by lit

BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.

REALLY CAPTAIN PLANET?! - we are going to save the world with the chemistry to make meth?

TAGS: captain planet meth
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by phantom2romeo

justme - February 1, 2012, 11:12 am
first try then submit
Bdelurey - January 30, 2012, 11:11 pm
meth? you sry dogg thats called a bong


TAGS: moby dick white whale ishmael captain ahab iceman
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Rudedog - January 31, 2013, 11:53 pm
Herman Melville's ghost will haunt you for eternity.
GySgt1811 - March 23, 2011, 12:22 pm
Ice, LOVE literary quotes! They make me feel like my misspent life is worth something. 5 Rachaels looking for her lost children. (How's that?)



TAGS: baseball day chuck norris joke captain hook played catcher once massive hole
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:04 am
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
The "Hook" part is what clenches this one. Great poster Bart.

POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!

THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!

CAPTAIN SPAULDING - is the best evidence for the evil of clowns


TAGS: captain falcon
Rating: 1.23/5

More motifakes by Gamerdude18

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 pm
What Matt said. Or, just move.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Your funny, show it
rerun - April 2, 2010, 3:51 pm

OK Gamerdude, generally anime/comic are not approved. Please prove your self, and visit the forum and tell us about you.

WHEN OLD PEOPLE GET NOSTALGIC... - they like to remind us that back in their day, they didn't have fancy things like TV, cell phones... or oxygen

KIRK'S TROPHY ROOM - ...And this I had commissioned to honor the size of my balls.

HOMELAND SECURITY - Completely dependent on twinkies

TAGS: captain america red skull twinkies humor funny comics
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 9:47 am
I knew the Patriot Act was a dangerous and irresponsible act of legislation; I just didn't know it also dictated snack choice.
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 9:04 am
Would I have to go to Guantanamo if I wanted the Ho Hos? Hold on - someones at the door...OMG SECURITY!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 3:18 am
Sometimes, in life, you have to take a stand one way or another.
PSA - October 31, 2008, 12:08 am
Twinkie's VS. Ho Ho's? its not even fair to make us choose........
Agamemnon218 - September 16, 2008, 9:21 pm
Well yeah, but Iran has been stockpiling weapons grade Ho Ho's for years now.

ACT OF GOD?! - This just in! Insurance companies all over the world now think that God hates the Japanese...

TAGS: surfs up dude captain
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

culos - March 12, 2011, 10:46 am
Good guess!
CaptainBaked - March 12, 2011, 5:07 am
I guess this wasn't that funny then...

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - He strikes yet again

TAGS: captain obvious hovercars
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by aPauling

rerun - May 2, 2011, 8:10 pm

that comment is itself rather stupid.
Lightman - May 2, 2011, 8:07 pm
Motivationals of motivationals of motivationals of motivationals are stupid, especially if they were made by the creator of the motivational of the motivational.
duuuuuuhhh - March 9, 2009, 5:37 pm
lol thank you caption obvious for making things even more obvious than they are!!!!

PRIME DIRECTIVE - "No Starfleet personnel may interfere with the normal and healthy development of alien life and culture." Yeah right, when alien females look like this, you'd forget too


TAGS: pogatetz football soccer middlesborough austria team captain
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Janson

Kung-Fu Devil - March 31, 2010, 1:47 pm
Wow, when I typed 'boro' in to the search engine, I wasn't actually expecting anything to come up haha.

Captain Obvious -

TAGS: captain obvious guns weapons fbi
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:04 pm
They thought his business license said GUM shop? LOL! LUV this, JW! Thanks for sharing the find! 5L!
EmilioDumphque - November 14, 2015, 4:15 pm
Small plane hits mausoleum, bodies still being found.

WHOA!!!!! - Slow down!

TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

Rudedog - May 28, 2013, 8:27 pm
Turtle head

TO THINE WINDOW!!!!! - To thine wall! Until the perspiration protrudes from my testicles!

TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

alazgr8 - July 28, 2011, 6:00 am
I don't get it...
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 6:26 am
HAHA! Old people rapping...


TAGS: magic captain planet
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by OniRyuKyuu

... - March 4, 2009, 7:52 pm
Holy hell you have to be dense. Did you really think that magic like that is possible. Dumb ass.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - He strikes again


CAPTAIN BEEFHEART - I may be hungry but I sure ain't weird!


TAGS: rochambeau captain america
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - March 23, 2009, 11:17 am
He should have done rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock instead.

GAY TEST - If you have never imagined yourself getting caught in the middle of a situation like this: YOU...FAIL


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.


TAGS: life time human nature power captain rule tv show star trek red
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by giulio

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 5:13 pm
Probably needs Viagra cuz Scotty wouldn't beam him up

HURRY!!!!! - This Cap-n-Crunch buy-one-get-one-free coupon expires in 15 minutes!


TAGS: punch epic falcon captain baby
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Joe

Nobody - October 6, 2008, 8:48 pm
Now THAT'S cute ;P
Zee - June 8, 2008, 8:24 pm
That baby looks legitimately shocked to be pulling off such a difficult maneuver.


TAGS: captain obvious humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Krickit - April 18, 2013, 8:55 am
Yeah I always say gain too. Not sure why I always have that mixed up in my head
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 5:40 am
*3 gang
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 11:38 pm
Probably one of those things only an electrician will notice, but it bugs the hell out of me.
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 11:37 pm
Who was the hack of a sparky who used a 3 gain box for single switch.

ELMER FUDD - There Is Unrest In The Forest There Is Trouble With The Trees

TAGS: elmer fudd is the block captain
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by rerun

trek - October 14, 2012, 11:18 pm
Rush + Elmer Fudd? 5 Lions!
douger444 - May 20, 2010, 12:42 pm
Thewe is Unwest in the Fowest Thewe is Twouble with the Twees

EVEN THE CAPTAIN - Panics when his two girls meet up.

CPNKANGAROO - When the fortress of Kangaotude flooded, the stubborn bastard said f*ck the plumber and his $20 house call fee



TAGS: we all wanted to be captain kirk
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by sickartist

GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 12:19 pm
no telling....some bull and matador sexual roleplaying? toro,.toro.
Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 12:15 pm
What do you think she uses that helmet for, Grey?
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 12:11 pm
Oh, Alien sex. I was thinking some other A sex word when I saw her pic. 5 horny helmets

CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry

KINGDOM COME: THE MOVIE - Okay, I'll admit. I wanna see this!

THE ONE WITH CAPTAIN KIRK - It's Better Than This One.

TAGS: captain kirk
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by malVs

Kevsha - May 1, 2009, 4:34 pm
You are incorrect, Kirk would fight her, have his shirt ripped, steal the sword, nail her and be on his way to get some red shirts killed and no one would even remember who this bitch is.
crash - March 31, 2009, 11:15 pm
Hate to say, but this one has a hot chick with a sword..... much more awesome than Capt. J.T. Kirk.

SUPER MARVELOUS - The Nazis are pretty much f*cked with this duo!

Captain Obvious -

TAGS: captain obvious
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - June 10, 2013, 4:20 am
Scratch that, well over a year.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 10, 2013, 4:19 am
This is my first one in months haha.
Pagong - June 10, 2013, 1:28 am
Nice to see some of the old regulars here.

"CAPTAIN, WHAT NOW?" - "We'll have to wing it."

REVENGE - I'll follow him around the Horn and around perdition's flames before I give him up

BABY PHOTO'S - Captain Kangaroo was such a cute little critter.

TAGS: captain kangaroo s baby photo
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by MustyK

ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:27 am
Little did his Mum know how he would turn out. Oh, and there is no need for an apostrophe on photos.


TAGS: gay heroes canadians captain canuck motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - December 8, 2010, 9:30 am
Ditto guys
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 2:34 am
I agree canada 100%
CANADA - December 8, 2010, 12:57 am
anyone else missing the good old days of motifake?
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:14 pm
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 1:28 am
I laughed till it hurt!
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm
One helluva superfist there... use caution.
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm
gay stereotype
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:50 pm
Like internal lesions ripped, or gay stereotype ripped?
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:47 pm
You ever wondered why all the xmen are so ripped? now you know.

HOW I FEEL ! - Two Days Before Pension Day. Anybody Seen The Captain ?

CAPTAIN GREYBEARD - Pillaging Bourgeois Bullshit Since 2006

WOW - Someone up there hates you.

TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

Rudedog - May 28, 2013, 8:28 pm
In ten years he will probably be your boss


TAGS: bob bobvious obvious captain
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by culos

Mark - March 2, 2009, 3:02 pm
I didn't know he was missing. Nice to see you back Dude.
LogicDude - March 2, 2009, 2:58 pm
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2009, 1:48 pm



TAGS: starfleet captain star wars gandhi photoshop greatness
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Elder God Douchebag - February 6, 2009, 10:06 pm
Would you believe he thought Hitler was a good guy?
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 6:27 pm
I would have pictured Ghandi as a weapons officer

BLACKBEARD'S GROG AND ALE - Arrgh ye scurvy dogs, grog is my co-captain.

TAGS: blackbeard grog is my cocaptain
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:52 am
I'll Drink To That.
ICEMAN - March 2, 2012, 1:23 am
I know you have been told by others before but......... What the phuque........ Quality before quantity.


TAGS: learn gramar captain insaneo insano
Rating: 1.43/5

More motifakes by JT

Asa - November 16, 2008, 3:24 am
Learn the difference between grammar (yeah, it's got two m's) and spelling, dipshit!


TAGS: captain obvious strikes again
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:41 am
After all these years, I still verp a little when somebody mentions that side effect---chuckle, chuckle. ^!
rerun - May 22, 2016, 10:24 am

Sometimes you have to pay after you play....for at least 18 years in most states

Cannabalistic -

TAGS: forum poster motifaker cannabal captainbaked
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Cannabal - November 23, 2015, 12:09 am
Hey, how did I get in that poster, man?

Get NJP'd a lot? -

Delight -

Deadpool -

TAGS: vegan deadpool captain america viewpoint
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - April 23, 2015, 2:48 pm
Thanks :)
Silverheart - April 23, 2015, 1:51 am

Meatloaf? Give them rare steak, instead. Or better yet, give me rare steak. 5Ls

Your face when -


TAGS: merica avengers captainamerica
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by TheMarinesHaveLanded

mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:19 pm
Greeny, when ever the military tries to make something more efficient, they don't. When you're in the military, you have to deal with a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense. This probably looked good on paper and someone got promoted. Its the military LOL
Greeny - March 28, 2015, 9:46 pm
How come the pockets are slanted nowadays?

They all make the same question -

TAGS: marvel dc flash captain america
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

HypercatZed - September 12, 2015, 11:35 am
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!! Delete this motifake, so I can remake it. NOW!!
MPsniper - August 30, 2015, 6:30 pm
uhhmm..."lightning bolts".